This morning has been weird.
I woke up from a dream that, in short, was this: mining for gummy bears, opening a candy store where I only sold gummy bears, dating the news reporter, Breaking up with the news reporter, saving a girl from a deep hole, and when the news reporter came to do the story she went crazy and shot the little girl and then me 8 times in the neck on camera. The fuck?
Then there were people walking in the middle of the street on my way to work this morning and I kept having to stop.
Also, it’s national donut day. I’m celebrating by eating a bagel.
